Meet "Fred."
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Fred |
I was sitting on my walker, using it as a (backwards) wheelchair. My 10-year-old was pushing. Then a wheel of Bubbles (walker) met Fred (random name I gave the pebble, in effort to reassure panicked son that he hadn't killed me).
Wheel hit rock. Wheel froze. Walker flipped backwards. Head hit blacktop with a sickening thud. Both elbows and lower back also impacted hard.
(Amazingly, there is no damage to my new dress. I'm so thankful. as it is the very first time I have ever worn this dress!) Two of the three nurses who live on our street either witnessed my "graceful" splat or rushed outside to help me up when they heard my scream. That's one way to meet your neighbors!
Bear saying sorry in Sign Language. |
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Not funny "haha", but funny how life can do that. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteOh this is not fair! I was worried what an "evil Fred" was. I name things too!
ReplyDeleteGrrr Fred is a jerkface. Go away, Fred! Praying for you, sweet Jenni!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad that there was no brain bleed, and an apparently mild concussion. I'm glad Jeremiah suffocated evil Fred and threw him away.
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